Mascara Turds

What is Mascara Turds?

Dried up flakes of mascara that fall from one's lashes throughout the day and land and rest on the undereye area like little turds.

Damn, my mascara is so old that it's leaving mascara turds under my eyes.

Ziggy-ziggy-nar-nar

1. Means extremely beyond awesome to the extremeness! Can be used in almost any situation, pretty much wherever. And it's the best wor..

Ofi

1. OFI is the abbrieviation of 'Oh Fuck It' a phrase often used at times of desperation. Either can be used: "Oh Fuck It I..

W.b.a.m.f.

1. Wannabe Bad Ass Mother Fucker. He's a real W.B.A.M.F. See wannabe, poser..

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