Mascara Turds

What is Mascara Turds?

Dried up flakes of mascara that fall from one's lashes throughout the day and land and rest on the undereye area like little turds.

Damn, my mascara is so old that it's leaving mascara turds under my eyes.

Out-of-the-way

1. Being in a remote or secluded location, unusual, offensive We went to some out-of-the-way places during out trip. See out-of-the-way, ..

Zoopon

1. A couponused to reduce the price of admission to a zoo. Remarkable only for being the most obscure piece of slang ever invented, having..

Gardacked

1. being attacked by garden gnomes i went over dave mccombs house and i was gardacked!!! See gnome, garden, attack, izzle, bizzle..

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