Mascara Turds

What is Mascara Turds?

Dried up flakes of mascara that fall from one's lashes throughout the day and land and rest on the undereye area like little turds.

Damn, my mascara is so old that it's leaving mascara turds under my eyes.

I Pwnd Your Muth3r

1. Referring to somebody who Punches/Beats somebody's mother. "Hey mike, today i PwnD YouR Muth3r!" See pwnd, muther, praw..

Zosha

1. Most likely to steal llamas and mislead them into space. Partial discoverer of space cows. I saw a zosha skipping to the moon. See fu..

85 Kb

1. If you're using a file sharing program or a torrent website, NEVER download a file that's 85 kb. It's always a virus (tru..

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