Mascara Turds

What is Mascara Turds?

Dried up flakes of mascara that fall from one's lashes throughout the day and land and rest on the undereye area like little turds.

Damn, my mascara is so old that it's leaving mascara turds under my eyes.

Jelly Boy

1. When you get really drunk, pass out and someone puts jelly one your face. Then everyone at the party starts chanting JELLY BOY, JELLY BO..

W00

1. total astonishment hey, wtf, w00 some biotch just rootmybox. See w00, w00t, whoa, w00p, woa 2. total astonishment charles i am leav..

Lung Coma

1. The condition when waking up after a long (usually drunken) night of smoking many harsh cigarettes that you aren't used to smoking...

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