Mascara Turds

What is Mascara Turds?

Dried up flakes of mascara that fall from one's lashes throughout the day and land and rest on the undereye area like little turds.

Damn, my mascara is so old that it's leaving mascara turds under my eyes.

Cootchie Sauce

1. The ejaculatory fluids of a woman, known to leave a signature scent on the male package (or face) so that your woman will always know if..

Go Money

1. Money used for anything considered immoral (ie: drugs, lingere, etc.) I'm gonna use my go money to buy some crack! See zoopz, jac..

Mamster

1. To kiss a dude, then get a girlfriend and keep your virginity untill you get married. Salsito's first kiss was from Adam, now he h..

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