Mascara Turds

What is Mascara Turds?

Dried up flakes of mascara that fall from one's lashes throughout the day and land and rest on the undereye area like little turds.

Damn, my mascara is so old that it's leaving mascara turds under my eyes.

Assbanditry

1. n. a foolish or inane act; something annoying and unnecessary What inane assbanditry is this?!..

Hubbed

1. A man, whether a boyfriend, a friend, a family friend that uses your name to brag to their friends. When you are constantly and mistake..

Inavitago

1. A place worse than hell, but prettier than oblivion. I used my power to send Bill and Ted to inavitago. See wtf, 4chan, banana, ftw, r..

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