Mascara Turds

What is Mascara Turds?

Dried up flakes of mascara that fall from one's lashes throughout the day and land and rest on the undereye area like little turds.

Damn, my mascara is so old that it's leaving mascara turds under my eyes.

19'oh Long

1. a jamaican term for somthing dated in the 19's. guy:oh blood,whats with the shoes? there from fucking 19'oh long guy 2 who i..

88 Mph

1. The speed which is required to travel through time (142 kph) "If my calculations are correct when this sucker reachers 88 mph, ..

Dog Whispered

1. When someone uses a random sound to cut you off when speaking. I was getting ready to talk about the party when Dave dog whispered me a..

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