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a shlong that is so fat that you couldnt stick it in a cows cunt
a condition caused by frequently slamming your cock in the toilet lid
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The equivilant to the phrase "I extremely, wholeheartedly, forever, love you".
Your my one and only, gaflumpalub!
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Similar to a rug burn or a "raspberry", denim burn refers to any extreme exfoliation of skin in or around the genital region r..