Masculine Insecurity

What is Masculine Insecurity?


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The moment in every man's life when he questions the size of his schlong. Usually masculine insecurity occurs from anywhere to 3 minutes to a week. But it always goes away (hopefully). Masculine insecurity can be applied to other things as well, but we just mainly refer to those worries as "metro sexually challenged."

Tim: So it all started when I saw Johnny in the locker room holding a stick. Well it turned out it wasn't a stick.

Dave: Then what happened?

Tim: Then masculine insecurity hit me for a good 40 minutes.

See masculine, insecurity, insecure


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