Maseta

What is Maseta?


1.

A miser, a cheapo, someone who doesn't like to spend any money, stingy, frugal, tight-wad. Physically expressed by folding one arm up and hitting the palm of the other hand with the bent elbow.

"That guy is super maseta!"

See miser, stingy, cheap

2.

dick, penis (In Puerto Rico, usually seen in reggaeton lyrics)

"Maseta papi, maseta"

See dick, bicho, guevo

3.

A large, heavy shit. Must be hard, ungiving, and must make a large splash when it hits the water. A direct translation is "flower-pot", so you see the connotation.

"Come look at the maseta I dropped!"


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