Mashbeard Edit Meaning

1. the oldest male virgin alive. He's a virgin?! Shit yo...I'm not surprised, who's gonna get laid with a name like Dalai? ..

1. A mythological creature, that doesn't exist. There is no such thing as the loch ness monster, big foot, or an "intelligent ni..

1. The form of taking a crap and measuring its size using only your index finger. "My crap is three fingers long!"..