Mashbeard Edit Meaning

1. To have a wank, to pull one's cracker, slap the salami, bash the bishop, choke the chicken etc. while on a ship. friggin in the ri..

1. "Fear of Cock." To literally be afraid of the male sex organ, or in other words- to abstain from sucking dick. I won't ..

1. "German chocolate cake coffee" is when you fuck a girl suffering from diarrhea in the ass, then pull out and come in her mouth..