What is Mashed Potato?
1.
n. (sg. and coll.) an homosexual white male who is sexually attracted exclusively to other white males (usu. to the exclusion of Asian males). Cf.
I don't understand why Daoqing hangs around with those racist German fags, he's never going get any of that mashed potato with his Chinese sausage.
2.
masturbation
Last night I had mashed potato....
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3.
A pimple on your face that has popped without your knowledgs.
"Damn, Terri had a nasty mashed potato on her cheek this morning..."
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4.
When a male mashes his full genitalia into a females vagina, completely enveloping it. We're talking penis and balls all in there.
Man, last night I mashed potatoed your mom and I couldn't get it back out!
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