Maskus

What is Maskus?


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Small, awkward looking blonde boy, whose name derives from a random Scouting encounter back in formative years. More often than not, a Maskus will be intoxicated, incoherent, and generally begrudging of the outside world. Contrary to popular belief, a Maskus is not of Russian descent, but more likely derives from sandwhich-making relatives with a penchant for warm hospitality.

"Maskus has passed out in the front garden, and his mum has made us all a buffet."

See maskus, goose, pandy


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