Maslen Edit Meaning

1. To mistakenly not wash one's wang after analsex. Awww man, I totally just Zarqx'd last night after boning my girlfriend. See..

1. when someone uses queefs on their bagel instead of cream cheese or jam. I had a delicious queef bagel this morning. See queef, farts, ..

1. turning your cellular device off, or refraining from charging your battery in order to take a break from text overload 1. i'm enjo..