What is Mason County?
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Describes a person who did not know what a black person was, till he ventured out of his holler at the adult age of 12, (legally able to drink at 12 in this region).
Usually able to consume 10-12 beers in one sitting, the procede to hit on Fat Chicks at rock concerts.
Only Mason County is crazy enough to get kicked out of a high school basketball game by the rent-a-pig and then go consume beers and the parking lot. Afterwards go hit on the underage cheerleaders.
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