Mason Jar

What is Mason Jar?


1.

A measure of the diameter of the anal sphincter.

Holy shit! Goatse's ass is like 3 mason jars wide!

2.

the finest in beer drinking containers, regardless of whether you're a hick, redneck, or hillbilly

We had a dog named Bocephus livin' in the front yard.

He liked sleepin' out on top of the car.

He drank beer out of a Mason jar

-Kenny Chesney "Keg in the Closet"

3.

(n.) A college student receptacle for fecal material when the dorm bathrooms are disgusting.

I'm out of trapper keepers, so I just took a shit in my brand new mason jar.

See crap, poop

4.

A. A jar for masonry

I hold my masonry in my mason jar.

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