What is Massachusetts Self-defense?
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Locking yourself in the bathroom and asking an intruder to please take what he wants and then leave your house.
Because people in Massachusetts are not allowed to defend their life, liberty, or property. This is based on the
Oh, goodness gracious, a Pachuco is breaking into our home! Everyone get into the bathroom! We're going to practice Massachusetts self-defense!
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From behind, you shove both fists in her ass (or his if in prison). Thereupon she turns around in a one-eyed winking motion signaling th..
