What is Massachusetts Self-defense?
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Locking yourself in the bathroom and asking an intruder to please take what he wants and then leave your house.
Because people in Massachusetts are not allowed to defend their life, liberty, or property. This is based on the
Oh, goodness gracious, a Pachuco is breaking into our home! Everyone get into the bathroom! We're going to practice Massachusetts self-defense!
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A valley shot is when you pour a shot of whatever alcohol down through someone's buttcrack and the recieving person is under and in..