Massage Terrorist

What is Massage Terrorist?

A licensed massage therapist who gets drunk and then will massage you against you will.

"Brenda would not keep her hands off of me at the pub last night. She is a massage Terrorist!"

See uninvited, unwanted, massage, slut

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