Massage The Pineapple

What is Massage The Pineapple?

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Its when you grab your penis and smack it till it does something. For maximum damage think of girlswhile doing it.

I just saw a member of the opposite sex, i'm going to massage the pineapple in that public toilet over there. Cheerio.

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