Massage The Pineapple

What is Massage The Pineapple?

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Its when you grab your penis and smack it till it does something. For maximum damage think of girlswhile doing it.

I just saw a member of the opposite sex, i'm going to massage the pineapple in that public toilet over there. Cheerio.

See masturbate, masturbation, donkey punch, weed, ganja, marijuana, sex, rofl, lol, stfu, herb, mary jane, choke the chicken

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