What is Massage The Pineapple?
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Its when you grab your penis and smack it till it does something. For maximum damage think of
I just saw a member of the opposite
sex , i'm going to massage the pineapple in that publictoilet over there.Cheerio .
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The female counterpoint to "dickcheese", a smeggy, fungal accumulation of foul smelling cheesy discharge.
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Term meaning to enlarge.
"I zasterbated my boyfirends dick yesterday"
"i love zasterbation"
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