What is Massage The Pineapple?
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Its when you grab your penis and smack it till it does something. For maximum damage think of
I just saw a member of the opposite
sex , i'm going to massage the pineapple in that publictoilet over there.Cheerio .
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To cock block your friends, though you have no chance of scoring anyway--shielding your friends from possibly scoring.
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