What is Massage Therapist?
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The most respectable of all professions; may change your life forever in miraculous and mysterious ways. They have powers yet uptapped by the common man.
That massage therapist just saved my life!
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A prostitute or sexual worker. Normally a higher end call girl, but it can refer to any prostitute.
"I spent last night with a massage therapist last night."
"Shit dude. You should probably get screened."
"It should be fine, she was high class. It was expensive."
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Deserving of or worthy of being designated with "Douche Bag Status". Used in a derrogatory fashion.
Barry Bonds deserves bag..
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The act of inserting ones member into a jelly jar with the intention of using it to jerk off.
Junior should've taken his underwear..