What is Massageandablowjob?
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n. A Naval term that completes and corrects the spelling of the word "massage", which is not a stand-alone word West of the International Dateline.
All this time at sea has made me tense, I'm going ashore to paint an orphanage, read a little at the Christian Science reading room, then head up to Subic City for a relaxing massageandablowjob.