Massive Coronary

What is Massive Coronary?


1.

(MASS-iv KORE-o-nair-ee) noun. A Jewish heart attack

Rose: Oy Gevalt! Sylvia, have you heard the news?

Sylvia: Nu?

Rose: Eugene had a massive coronary today.

Sylvia: Thank G-d it wasn't a goyish heart attack.

2.

(MASS-iv KORE-ah-nair-ee) noun. a Jewish heart attack

Rose: Oy vey! Sylvia, have you heard?

Sylvia: Nu?

Rose: It's Eugene. G-d forbid! He has had a massive coronary already.

Sylvia: Thank G-d it wasn't a goyish heart attack.

Rose: You're telling me!?

Sylvia: Pooh, pooh, pooh.


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