Massmasturbation

What is Massmasturbation?

when you masturbate at least 16 times a day, on the hour, every hour

and sometimes at 30 mins past the hour.

rumours claim that Massmasturbation can cause blind people to regain their sight

(if theres any blind people reading this im not saying its true, believe me iv tried)

ted : did you hear about blind eric?

ted's imaginary friend : no, what happened?

ted : apparently he was on his 13th massmasturbation of the day when his eyes grew back! the doctor claimed it was a case of massmiracle

See what, a, load, of, balls

Hwarf

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Zporpicklonnaise

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Dangerous Wank

1. make sure you are prepared. and then when you feel ready start masturbating in your room. scream "mum". then the fun bit... ..

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