Mastabruise

What is Mastabruise?

when you materbate so much or very hard that your dick turns into a big bruise

dude i was materbating so hard i got a mastabruise

See bruise, masterbate, fg, gay, funny

Dry Heave

1. to have throw up convulsions but nothing comes out her pussy smelt like a stale week old tuna sandwich so much I had dry heaved See ha..

Brochunga

1. The status of being super fucking high. Dude i was so fucking brochunga last night it made me think the walls were melting See high, d..

Vida

1. A very attractive FHM model. Hey look it's Vida. *gasm* See blood 2. a hot woman with a big ass, usally a latin woman. ay man..

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