Mastabruise

What is Mastabruise?

when you materbate so much or very hard that your dick turns into a big bruise

dude i was materbating so hard i got a mastabruise

See bruise, masterbate, fg, gay, funny

Popes

1. indie bro number one. oh jeez popes and his wolf eyes. 2. The police, the cops, the fuzz, 5O. Shit G, the popes is comin' we be..

Boomerang Skank

1. A Girl thats your date and sees someone better and leaves to go with them and then comes back to you after he leaves or is beat to death..

Zillionaire

1. a girl from detroit that enjoys wild nights out dancing, nike dunks, dollar beer in any amount, making ultimate mixes, and fanny packs. ..

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