Mastabruise

What is Mastabruise?


1.

when you materbate so much or very hard that your dick turns into a big bruise

dude i was materbating so hard i got a mastabruise

See bruise, masterbate, fg, gay, funny


59

Random Words:

1. A pretty rocking 5 piece from Cambridge. Dude, did you see Zikonium last night? They owned! That fucking Webb guy sucked knob cheese. ..
1. Raptor Pit, a term used by a certain party in Halo 2 to describe a small enclosed space where the other team jumps down and is subsequen..
1. n. Spontaneous violent diarrhea resulting from the simultaneous consumption of so-not-fresh fish and peaches. v. The act of excreting t..