Mastabruise

What is Mastabruise?

when you materbate so much or very hard that your dick turns into a big bruise

dude i was materbating so hard i got a mastabruise

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Zoffle

1. to wipe your member on a posh bird's curtains It was a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity so I just had to do it - I resolved to zoffl..

Gareoke

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Turd Bird

1. A car produced by Ford Motor Company, often referred to as Thunderbird Those moron teenagers around NYC in 1966 thought Cadillacs, Linc..

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