Mastabruise

What is Mastabruise?

when you materbate so much or very hard that your dick turns into a big bruise

dude i was materbating so hard i got a mastabruise

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I'd Jack That

1. When you express your desire to steal a nice-looking car. Similar to "I'd Tap That". "Damn, I'd jack that Phan..

601er

1. One of those people that always try to one-up you (named after those pesky folk on "The Price is Right" who always outbid thei..

Creme De La Merde

1. A play of words on "Creme de la creme" meaning "Cream of the cream", this quite literally means "Cream of the s..

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