Mastabruise

What is Mastabruise?

when you materbate so much or very hard that your dick turns into a big bruise

dude i was materbating so hard i got a mastabruise

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Umphreak

1. One who loves Umphrey's Mcgee like they would/do their own kid Kid: Those 3 dudes from Ashwaubenon sure are Umphreaks. See umphre..

Nazivegan

1. a vegan who makes others feel inferior and horrible, simply because they arent vegan. NaziVegans need to learn to leave me the fuck alo..

Dirty Maltese

1. A person who is from Malta. A dirty maltese often feels overshadowed by their northern neighbours, Italians. Often mistaken for an Itali..

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