Mastabruise

What is Mastabruise?

when you materbate so much or very hard that your dick turns into a big bruise

dude i was materbating so hard i got a mastabruise

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1. A fat or chubby little boy. Usually jolly in nature with big legs and wide, untied tennis shoes. Look at that little meatboy eating th..

Fucking Comfy

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Apple Jack

1. A traditionally American liquor distilled from fermented apple cider, traditionally using a method known as freeze distillation, in whic..

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