Mastabruise

What is Mastabruise?

when you materbate so much or very hard that your dick turns into a big bruise

dude i was materbating so hard i got a mastabruise

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Z Bag

1. the act of slapping your testicles on the back of someone's head i got z bagged when i was sleeping..

Qwugget

1. combo of a queef and a nugget. refers to anyone you dislike or just did something stupid. Kid you don't like: Hey dude, what&apo..

K Monster

1. someone who gets absolutly spangeled as fuck on ketamine disconnecting the brain from the body walking round like a zombie in the mist w..

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