Mastabruise

What is Mastabruise?

when you materbate so much or very hard that your dick turns into a big bruise

dude i was materbating so hard i got a mastabruise

See bruise, masterbate, fg, gay, funny

Nub Force Trauma

1. When a total nub kills you in a video game by some stroke of luck; getting owned by a nub. term coined by tehgodfatha. oh shit. I think..

Your Mom Jokes

1. totally stupid jokes that begin with "your mom/momma is so..." then followed by stupid or fat or old. people who say these are..

Navo

1. Spanish for turnip, which in Gibraltar at least can be used to mean dick. Correct spelling is nabo. Comeme el navo! (Eat my dick!)..

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