Mastabruise

What is Mastabruise?

when you materbate so much or very hard that your dick turns into a big bruise

dude i was materbating so hard i got a mastabruise

See bruise, masterbate, fg, gay, funny

W.l.

1. Wide Load Damn Man That Bitch Has Got One Wide ASS..

/facedesk

1. The physical act of banging your head against a desk. Derived from /facepalm A: Boom!Headshot! B: /facedesk See facedesk, face, desk,..

Holiday Whore

1. A slut or prostitute who exclusively has sex with people on Christmas. I love Nancey she is such a holiday whore. 2. An Urban Diction..

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