Mastabruise

What is Mastabruise?

when you materbate so much or very hard that your dick turns into a big bruise

dude i was materbating so hard i got a mastabruise

See bruise, masterbate, fg, gay, funny

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1. same as the emoticon: _`````_ `O.o/` which means "idk" or "ive got no fuckin idea" but much more 1337 A> why..

Ejacuation

1. a word that starts with an "e" Excuse me, how do you spell ejacuation?..

Relax The Cats

1. Chill out, Calm down hey man stop freakin out relax the cats See chill out, relax, take it easy..

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