Mastabruise

What is Mastabruise?

when you materbate so much or very hard that your dick turns into a big bruise

dude i was materbating so hard i got a mastabruise

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Zipper Piggy

1. A female who performs the act of fellatio often. Last night I picked up this girl at the club two hours later this zipper piggy was goi..

Zausum

1. amazingly fuckin' awesome You guys have 87 empty cans of beer on your table, that's ZAUSUM!..

Laggort

1. A lagging faggot the sort of person in a online game who lags a lot Hey look at that guy lag hes such a laggort See laggort, lag, fag,..

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