Mastabruise

What is Mastabruise?

when you materbate so much or very hard that your dick turns into a big bruise

dude i was materbating so hard i got a mastabruise

See bruise, masterbate, fg, gay, funny

Noob Drinker

1. 1. Someone who has never had a drink of alcohol. 2. Someone who gets drunk extremely easily. 3. Someone who hits the floor after one d..

Feardaddy

1. a person to be afraid of because they are not normal, they are "fear" and are "feardaddy's". "Dude, i got..

Yeany

1. a stupid, idiotic, self-righteous, pompous, whingeing person of scottish origin. You bloody yeany!..

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