Mastabruise

What is Mastabruise?

when you materbate so much or very hard that your dick turns into a big bruise

dude i was materbating so hard i got a mastabruise

See bruise, masterbate, fg, gay, funny

Dirty Marci

1. To masturbate with a double-ended dildo and a farm animal. I can't believe I seen her doing a Dirty Marci as I passed the Johnson ..

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Pulling A Brady

1. the act of breaking your tibia and growth plate, along with tearing ligiments in your knee while playing soccer Friend 1-"Dude, I ..

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