Mastabruise

What is Mastabruise?

when you materbate so much or very hard that your dick turns into a big bruise

dude i was materbating so hard i got a mastabruise

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Crotchpicker

1. Someone with a pubic insect infestation That crotchpicker Nigel got scabies from my wife! See Bandersnatch..

Pissbox

1. Deragatory name for a woman's vagina If that bitch doesn't shut up she's gonna be rewarded with a swift punch in the pis..

Doppelwhopper

1. A doppelwhopper is the definition for real big breats. Similar to the doppelwhopper, which can be ordered by a common fast food restaura..

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