Mastabruise

What is Mastabruise?

when you materbate so much or very hard that your dick turns into a big bruise

dude i was materbating so hard i got a mastabruise

See bruise, masterbate, fg, gay, funny

Hibbidy Hap

1. anything, usually makin out or sex yo i did the hibbidy hap with that chick last night See jared..

Girfuy

1. Get It Right Fucking Up Yeh Griffiths is coming to Dens so GIRFUY Saints, Hearts, Livi and all you other useless bastards. See footbal..

Zuti

1. a one word phrase used to communicate to another person that his/her action was or is very ignorant, retarded, or worthy of public embar..

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