Mastabruise

What is Mastabruise?

when you materbate so much or very hard that your dick turns into a big bruise

dude i was materbating so hard i got a mastabruise

See bruise, masterbate, fg, gay, funny

W00t1

1. mpeg of a guy with a huge dick batting a girl in the face with his junk.Also can be used as a verb. noun-w00t1.mpeg is da shit verb-im..

Almost Never

1. A damn good punk rock/emo/hard rock band. Ahh, the glorious sounds of Almost Never... find them at almostnever. See Charles..

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