Mastabruise

What is Mastabruise?

when you materbate so much or very hard that your dick turns into a big bruise

dude i was materbating so hard i got a mastabruise

See bruise, masterbate, fg, gay, funny

Reamed Accordingly

1. Punished according to the severity of the infraction. He hasn't shown up for work for two days, so today he was reamed accordingly..

Internet Cowgirl

1. A person who displays their nude body on the Internet. You don't wanna be a takin that Internet cowgirl over to see your mom or da..

Gregoryke

1. Accidently hurting a guy by hitting his genital area. Especially used when watching movies. Nele gave him a gregoryke and he allmost fa..

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