Mastabruise

What is Mastabruise?

when you materbate so much or very hard that your dick turns into a big bruise

dude i was materbating so hard i got a mastabruise

See bruise, masterbate, fg, gay, funny

Zombie Answering Machine

1. See: Zombie Vibrator "Brrrtzzzzt! Hello? Hello? Are you there? Pick up!"..

Super Blunt

1. a fat ass blunt containing at least a 1/2 oz of bud "Dude last night me and my buddy smoked a super blunt for like two hours!"..

1 Night Stand

1. when u fuck some nigga or bitch once. you dont even have to knoe da person magan:i heard u fucked evens alivia:it was a 1 night stand ..

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