Mastabruise

What is Mastabruise?

when you materbate so much or very hard that your dick turns into a big bruise

dude i was materbating so hard i got a mastabruise

See bruise, masterbate, fg, gay, funny

Zempire

1. People of 'zempire' have absolute power over others Oh shit, he's from Zempire, do one chaps. See own, power, anger, an..

$kri!!@

1. A slang spelling for the word "Skrilla" meaning money. Example 1: Hey bro, you got the $kri!!@? Example 2: Man I got fired f..

Krizp

1. crisp money, fresh in their prime. Man, i asked for a Krizp box of Zini and he gave me a foldy box of Zini. Now since the ransom is shi..

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