Mastabruise

What is Mastabruise?

when you materbate so much or very hard that your dick turns into a big bruise

dude i was materbating so hard i got a mastabruise

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Joutfit

1. an outfit made entirely out of jeans or denim Check out tim's pants and jacket nah dude, thats a joutfit See jeans, jorts, outfi..

Insta-expert

1. noun: in conversation this person believes they are well versed in a topic or subject, when they actually don't know shiat. "..

Xxx Box

1. The Original Hand Held game. See Masterbation Screw the Xbox I have the XXX Box. The XXX Box serving singles since the dawn of huma..

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