Mastabruise

What is Mastabruise?

when you materbate so much or very hard that your dick turns into a big bruise

dude i was materbating so hard i got a mastabruise

See bruise, masterbate, fg, gay, funny

G.o.v.

1. Government Owned Vehicle as opposed to POV (Privately Owned Vehicle) Airman: Lets take the GOV to the BX. NCO: No, that's bad new..

Aim By The Ass

1. Used for someone who miss all the time when aiming a dustbin with paper or something else. Can also be used in sexual situations. 1st:..

Ugg Mug

1. To steal a girl's $200 boots. "Like, oh my god! I just got Ugg mugged! I can't find them anywhere!" See ugg, mug, ..

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