Mastabruise

What is Mastabruise?

when you materbate so much or very hard that your dick turns into a big bruise

dude i was materbating so hard i got a mastabruise

See bruise, masterbate, fg, gay, funny

Embroisured

1. Dazed, tired, dizzy. Exhilarated or stupefied by or as if by alcohol; inebriated Startled I drank a lot, I am so embroisured. Whoa, ..

Ljb

1. short for 'lan jiao bin'. from the dialect hokkien, which literally means dick face. usually used for someone with a stupid ..

Literacola

1. french for give me some fuckin cola. -or- extra large coke, never pepsi because pepsi sucks. MC JackInTheKing employee: what kinda dr..

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