Mastabruise

What is Mastabruise?

when you materbate so much or very hard that your dick turns into a big bruise

dude i was materbating so hard i got a mastabruise

See bruise, masterbate, fg, gay, funny

[tricka]

1. someone who is a good friend but someone that makes you mad at times. OMG!. you are such a tricka!. See bitch, whore, slutbag, douche,..

69twist

1. basic 69 with a twist like teeth, finger, sex toys, etc Guy 1: at the party last night, jill gave me a 69twist. Guy 2: way to go dude!..

Lagsauce

1. a combination of lag, noobness, hit detection issues, spawncamping, modem tapping, abusing grenades/vehicles, hiding, running away,and o..

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