Mastabruise

What is Mastabruise?

when you materbate so much or very hard that your dick turns into a big bruise

dude i was materbating so hard i got a mastabruise

See bruise, masterbate, fg, gay, funny

Zinced

1. refering to the fact that sperm contains zinc, alternate term for jizz. "so did you get zinced last night by that ginger bro?"..

Trackerpants

1. Clothing with sewn in RFID security tags, rather than the pin on plastic type removed at the store, or ones stuck to the hang tags. Ver..

Musturd

1. The dried up crust on the tip of a mustard bottle Gross! There's a musturd on my hotdog! See turd, mustard, hotdog, buzz, crust ..

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