Mastabruise

What is Mastabruise?

when you materbate so much or very hard that your dick turns into a big bruise

dude i was materbating so hard i got a mastabruise

See bruise, masterbate, fg, gay, funny

12-n-6in' It

1. When you drive and masterbate at the same time. So i was 12-n-6in' it the other day when this old man came up to my car and asked ..

Helwig

1. Pain In The Ass, or a Donkey (jackass) Look at that person he/she must be a helwig See wig, hell, satin, love 2. A male teacher that..

Homeystooge

1. a). Someone who is in favor of something or defends something or someone solely because they like them. b). A person involved in sport..

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