Mastabruise

What is Mastabruise?

when you materbate so much or very hard that your dick turns into a big bruise

dude i was materbating so hard i got a mastabruise

See bruise, masterbate, fg, gay, funny

Liddit

1. To place a lid on a container and completely seal it. "The milk it still open on the counter, I need to liddit." See secure,..

Bollock-catcher

1. Some kind of situation or thing that is going to cause immense grief no matter what is done to avoid/mitigate the "bollock-catcher&..

Urez

1. acronym for You are easy. something you say to someone that is slutty. person 1: urez you fucking whore. person 2: roflcopter See yo..

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