Mastabruise

What is Mastabruise?

when you materbate so much or very hard that your dick turns into a big bruise

dude i was materbating so hard i got a mastabruise

See bruise, masterbate, fg, gay, funny

Doo Doo Soup

1. Diarrhea, the shits, runnin man... commonly caused by spicy foods... AKA the BG's and doo doo butter Ooh man, that doo doo soup ca..

Jewish Tune-up

1. The act of putting one's car up for sale. My car is running like shit so I gave it a Jewish tune-up. See jewish, tune, up..

Chauvaphobe

1. Someone who is uncomfortable around machismo. Jenny's such a chauvaphobe, she refuses to read Hemingway! See macho, phobic, male,..

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