Mastabruise

What is Mastabruise?

when you materbate so much or very hard that your dick turns into a big bruise

dude i was materbating so hard i got a mastabruise

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Anal Warrior

1. see Courtney Kohn: Takes it in the pooper to save meat curtains for marriage. I'm an anal warrior, don't you dare put it in m..

W-douche 40

1. Slang name for the spray lubricating product WD-40 Spray some W-Douche 40 on that car door hinge, that will fix the squeak. See douche..

Critchy

1. a combination of cranky and bitchy "That ho is critchy" "My girlfriend must be about to get her period because she is c..

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