Mastabruise

What is Mastabruise?

when you materbate so much or very hard that your dick turns into a big bruise

dude i was materbating so hard i got a mastabruise

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Zoop Zoop

1. the new brap brap. its true. zoop zoop motha fukkkkkkkkkaaaaaaz See zoop, brap, mother, buff, ting, motha, true 2. A ramdom word wit..

Lesbian Shuffle

1. When a girl makes out with another girl to get with a guy Jess: "See that hot guy over there?" Emily: "Yeah." Jes..

Princess Sophia

1. Euphemism for your penis that you will only understand if a woman made you watch "How to lose a guy in 10 days". Does Princes..

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