Mastabruise

What is Mastabruise?

when you materbate so much or very hard that your dick turns into a big bruise

dude i was materbating so hard i got a mastabruise

See bruise, masterbate, fg, gay, funny

Rumma

1. Rumma is a young girl who lives somewhere. No personal information is going to be given out, because Rumma fears for her life. Basicall..

Iditarodding

1. Doggie-style sex where the dude uses a girl's pigtails like sled dog reigns. Yelling "mush" may or may not help the mood...

Earthworm

1. An uncircumsized weiner Mike's earthworm dried out whilst tanning in his backyard See earthworm, circumsized, uncircumsized, cirk..

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