Mastabruise

What is Mastabruise?

when you materbate so much or very hard that your dick turns into a big bruise

dude i was materbating so hard i got a mastabruise

See bruise, masterbate, fg, gay, funny

Eezed

1. A street way to acknowledge a fellow bruv. Greeting someone To also describe a fit girl. . . Dave walked into the room, where James..

Lolbag

1. To be teabagged on an online video game whilst the person or persons teabagging say 'lol' Oh im gonna teabag him good, LOLOL..

Rdu

1. Really Don't Understand I RDU why that chick is still in my bed and it's noon. See cognizize, understizzand, underdig, incom..

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