Mastabruise

What is Mastabruise?

when you materbate so much or very hard that your dick turns into a big bruise

dude i was materbating so hard i got a mastabruise

See bruise, masterbate, fg, gay, funny

Deuche Box

1. 1: The box in which a deuche is contained. 2: Deuche bag (note: contrary to popular belief, deuches often come in boxes, not bags) Sto..

Hardnut

1. Tough, rough. Normally shortened to hard. Mostly used to take the mick out of someone who thinks they are tough. "OOOoo hardnut, ..

Dutch War

1. When you give a girl the dutch oven, then in retaliation gives you the dutch oven back, creating a farting war underneath the covers. I..

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