Mastabruise

What is Mastabruise?

when you materbate so much or very hard that your dick turns into a big bruise

dude i was materbating so hard i got a mastabruise

See bruise, masterbate, fg, gay, funny

Funay

1. Funny. Amusing. May only be used in conjuction with teh. That 1337 Star Wars trailer is teh funay. 2. Amusing. May only be used in co..

Netular

1. Worthy of being represented on the Internet. Pronounced "NET-chuh-luhr". Why doesn't that camera store have a web site? ..

Undie Starch

1. After a serious beat-off session or after sex the small amount of leftover semen that oozes out, stains and hardens in ones underwear. ..

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