Mastabruise

What is Mastabruise?

when you materbate so much or very hard that your dick turns into a big bruise

dude i was materbating so hard i got a mastabruise

See bruise, masterbate, fg, gay, funny

W T F ?!?!

1. 1. Acronym for whatever you want it to mean...most commonly used is for What the Fuck? 1. But I thought the french fries were suppose..

Zinovia

1. a cute awesome girl, with this unique name. it greek, but used in russian. it means " life of zeus" with this meaning, she is..

Inside The Beltway

1. A politician, lobbyist, or other person who is politically isolated from the rest of the country, due to the royal court type environmen..

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