Mastabruise

What is Mastabruise?

when you materbate so much or very hard that your dick turns into a big bruise

dude i was materbating so hard i got a mastabruise

See bruise, masterbate, fg, gay, funny

Faloopa

1. When a guy doesn't have a six-pack, but yet isn't fat. He just has the v lines. "Damnn look at the hottie!" "..

Zamarripa

1. FUCKING AWESOME!!!!!!!! he's a Zamarripa bitch See zamarripa, pimp, awesome, fuck, killer..

Faggernut

1. 1. Synonym for faggot. 2. A stupid person. 3. One who fags the nut. e.g. "You faggernut" See Munki..

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