Mastacate

What is Mastacate?

means to consume/eat food.

I can't talk right now. I have to mastacate.

See food, consume, feeding, dinner, lunch

An act of masturbating. Usually is said as if you were playing the penis game. A reatarded word made up by retarded people.

In a classroom: oh my god robert stop mastacating!!

In a crowded elevator with a friend: masatacate!! MASTACATE!!!

See masturbate, masturbating, masturbation, penis game

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