Mastacating

What is Mastacating?

THIS IS A REAL WORD! It means to chew your food.

Mom: Son, you have another phone call. Do you want me too tell them your eating diner?

Son: Yeah just tell them I'm mastacating! They'll deffinatley stop calling

Five And Five

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Krudentures

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