Mastacating

What is Mastacating?

THIS IS A REAL WORD! It means to chew your food.

Mom: Son, you have another phone call. Do you want me too tell them your eating diner?

Son: Yeah just tell them I'm mastacating! They'll deffinatley stop calling

Assmel

1. When an individual has a foul scent or odor coming from the guch region. "Damn! James has a horrible case of assmel"..

Disastrophe

1. A really, really bad problem. Worse than a disaster, worse than a catastrophe. Did you see how he screwed up the presentation? It was..

Utb

1. Up The Butt. A hot chick walks in the room...you look at your bud and say UTB. Meaning you'd love to shove your meat right up her ..

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