Mastadon

What is Mastadon?

A nickname describing a midget with an extremely large penis.

Girl 1: Hey you know peter?

Girl 2: Which one? The midget?

Girl 1: Yeah.

Girl 2: What about him?

Girl 1: He's a mastadon.

Girl 2: No Way!

See mastadon, midget, dick

Onion Fart

1. A fart that stinks so bad that it causes the eyes of those unlucky enough to smell it to tear up. Also known to be one of the densest of..

Slumbover

1. The cross between a sleepover and a slumber-party, primary use would indicate a mixed sex event/hook-up. After leaving the bar, Tom &am..

Glenalmond

1. A school in the Perthshire region of scotland, full of people who wear barbers, like to shoot, chase chavs and generally shove their hea..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Mastadon Edit Meaning