Mastadon

What is Mastadon?

A nickname describing a midget with an extremely large penis.

Girl 1: Hey you know peter?

Girl 2: Which one? The midget?

Girl 1: Yeah.

Girl 2: What about him?

Girl 1: He's a mastadon.

Girl 2: No Way!

See mastadon, midget, dick

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