What is Mastapod?
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A room specifically used for masterbating. Typically found in adult shops for use by customers for a small fee. Usually contains a plastic chair and a TV playing pornography.
Daz was in town and started to feel horny, so he went to Porky's Sex Shop to rip one out in the mastapod.
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A description of someone who has or could have multiple STDs due to being very sexually active
Also known as dick rot disease.
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The girl must be wearing glasses. Poop is first thrown on the ladies face to act as mud. The male then ejaculates on her on her glasses,..