What is Mastapod?
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A room specifically used for masterbating. Typically found in adult shops for use by customers for a small fee. Usually contains a plastic chair and a TV playing pornography.
Daz was in town and started to feel horny, so he went to Porky's Sex Shop to rip one out in the mastapod.
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While having sexual intercourse under the covers, you let out a stinky fart, and refuse your partners escape.
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An exclamatory phrase used when confronting a frustrating situation.
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