What is Mastapod?
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A room specifically used for masterbating. Typically found in adult shops for use by customers for a small fee. Usually contains a plastic chair and a TV playing pornography.
Daz was in town and started to feel horny, so he went to Porky's Sex Shop to rip one out in the mastapod.
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The bizarre sexual act of squatting like a toad and relieving yourself on your partner.
"Jess did the toad stool on me last night...
