Master Baster

What is Master Baster?


1.

A person who has achieved excellence at keeping things moist.

"Someone tell the Master Baster that the Dip Chicksneed more moist."

My ballin-ass personal chef is a Master Baster.

My dumb cunt wife served me dry turkey. Next Thanksgiving I'm hiring a Master Baster--and maybe a dip set, as well.

See moist, the moist, dip set, turkey, dry

2.

The sole sperm donor to a woman wishing to get pregnant many times. The babies are conceived through artificial insemination, sometimes nicknamed the turkey baster method.

The mother of the newborn octuplets claims that her babies and the six kids she already has (14 children in all) were all conceived by the master baster, and not different men.

See ivf, sperm, babies


73

Random Words:

1. A bad referee. These particular referees are like porta-johns. They can do the job but give no where as clean a performance as do the re..
1. Formerly known as "America," the term "ammurica" was popularized by the president George "Dubya" Bush beca..
1. One who exhibits a hairy belly button area, such as the one Zac Efron sports on the cover of Rolling Stone. "Hey Timmy, you see th..