Master Bates

What is Master Bates?

A good professional sounding name to use online or to write down on paper. People usually don't get it til they say it aloud.

Hello. I am Master Bates. How are you?

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Calling In Gay

1. Calling in sick to work for a gay reason. >> Why aren't you getting dressed? Don't you have to leave for work in 20 min..

I'ven't

1. Contraction of I have not. I'ven't seen a bigger act of beebery committed anywhere. See anonymous..

Kenya Mikes

1. noun - beat up Michael Jordan shoes... "Man, Quan, why you where dem crusty kenya mikes when you work at Foot Locker?" See k..

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