What is Master Blaster?
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to perform this little gem you will need a latex glove, some lube and a willing participant as depraved as yourself. lube up the gloved hand and ease it into your partners anus. when you are wrist deep, take your free hand and punch her/him in the stomach while at the same time tearing the ass hand out. this will result in a shit spray like a garden hose.
i gave your mama such a master blaster last night i had to mop my wall twice and it still smells a little poopy.
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A talented and hard working individual,a
That Excel spreadsheet makes multi-point quants easy; it must have been written by a master blaster.
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The midget controlled behemoth from Beyond Thunderdome. He's pretty ripped but pretty stupid=can really fuck some shit up.
Old Master Blaster is at it again with the chainsaw and all. Just a cuttin and a punchin and all he's got is that crazy blacksmith aussie midget to love em...well plus me of course.
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While your partner is giving you oral sex,you wrap your legs over their shoulders,grab their head, and while climaxing you cry out "WHO RUN BARTER TOWN?!"
GIRL:(giving head)
GUY:(grunts then yells)YEAH BITCH!WHO RUN BARTER TOWN?!
GIRL:(after swallowing)What the fuck was that?
GUY:Relax baby, just having a Master Blaster.
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A cocktail made from Red Bull and champagne.
For Thanksgiving this year, I thought maybe the whole family could enjoy a nice relaxing master blaster, instead of the traditional wine, beer, sherry, or brandy.
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when a pimp cums in a crack whore's mouth while taking a hit of crack
if santa would just bring me the 20 dollars i been askin for i could go down to central and get me a hit of crack and a skinny crack whore and give me a master blaster!
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where a dude splits a rock with a crackhead while she sux his dick.
Yeah I got a rock I'll smoke wit you but I need to get a master blaster.
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