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To ride an escalator while using an umbrella.
She had to umbrescalate to keep herself dry after exiting the subway station.
The passen..
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An individual whose comedic timing leaves much to be desired. A joke buzzard will absorb a joke, process it, and sit on it...until three..
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Really thin bread that no man should ever touch to avoid looking like a pussy-man
Jenny: Jim, do you want a sandwich?
Jim: Not if you..
