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When you know you should take a shower but are running late or just don't want to so you do everything but take a shower. i.e. Much..
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The inability to type without messing up the order of letters.
IM Dude 1: I swa Cinyd at walmatr teh ohtre day. She is stlii fukcin hot..
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A woman whos sole purpose is to bear offspring
My genetic incubator demands her weekly financial deposite.
See God..