What is Master Chef Fuckhouse?


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You proceed to have sex with a female while she is making you a sammich in the kitchen where she belongs, then you take her out of her natural environment into the living room and you play halo while STILL maintaining the penetration through the entire experience! TRIPLE KILL!

"Dude, my girlfriend is the best! We Master Chef Fuckhouse'd all day yesterday!

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