Master Of Bastards Edit Meaning

1. when happy lady fires liquid from quim into face of unsuspecting, yet fortunate, participant in well known game of 'splash quim in ..

1. Jelly which is both on the knife, in the jar and on the toast. You can't tell which cause by looking, you'll change the outcom..

1. Having a little and unoticed penis. 2 millimeter beater See done..