Master System

What is Master System?


1.

(See Sega Master System).

The bitch that started off the whole fucking games console market seen today. Without this then kids would have been bored as fuuuuuuck!

Dude1: Duuuude, I just got myself a handheld Tetris game. I wish I could play this on my TV.

Dude2: I got me a Master System from SEGA. I have Tetris for it. It fucking owns your mam's balls!

See Drum Boy

2.

Sega's 8-bit competitor to the NES in the 80's. Got it's ass kicked in America, however it was quite successful elsewhere. In most cases cross-platform games looked better on the Master System.

TecToy of Brazil are still manufacturing officially licensed Master Systems to this day.

See DCI


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