What is Master System?
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The bitch that started off the whole fucking games console market seen today. Without this then kids would have been bored as fuuuuuuck!
Dude1: Duuuude, I just got myself a handheld Tetris game. I wish I could play this on my TV.
Dude2: I got me a Master System from SEGA. I have Tetris for it. It fucking owns your mam's balls!
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Sega's 8-bit competitor to the NES in the 80's. Got it's ass kicked in America, however it was quite successful elsewhere. In most cases cross-platform games looked better on the Master System.
TecToy of Brazil are still manufacturing officially licensed Master Systems to this day.
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