What is Master Twatsman?
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The creator of the 43 rules of twatsmanship layed down for the ages.
Rule #17-If you see a twat in the wilderness, run away, no good can come from wild twat.(Or can it?)
Rule #34-If the twat says seriously, she redeclares herself a twat.
(These rules are not to by used outside the master twatsman, and the master twatsman inc.)
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An acronym for the worthless offspring of my boss.
Damn. My boss's kid is such a W.O.O.M.B.  He would be unemployable anywhere els..