What is Masterbacrastinating?
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1.) the act of putting off work/giving into distractions instead of accomplishing impending tasks coupled with the dire need for genital stimulation.
2.) wasting time by masterbating continuously throughout a stressful night for "tension relief" or "increased motivation" or "because an orgasm will make me refreshed and therefore help me finish this paper... right?" Wrong.
3.) as excuse for nymphomaniacs with ADD. Me.
Jamie Gabrielle Woods kept messaging me while I was checking facebook instead of writing my 8 page paper.... hence my immediate masterbacrastinating after drooling over her smokin hott pics.
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Sinonym of the Donkey punch.
Da bitch told me to put on a condom so i maca punched her.
See punch, maca punch, donkeypunch, donkey..
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Snatching a piece of shit from someones ass. Usually by a gay dude, or a drunk one.
Hey you freaking terd burgler, give me back my shit..
