What is Masterbacrastinating?
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1.) the act of putting off work/giving into distractions instead of accomplishing impending tasks coupled with the dire need for genital stimulation.
2.) wasting time by masterbating continuously throughout a stressful night for "tension relief" or "increased motivation" or "because an orgasm will make me refreshed and therefore help me finish this paper... right?" Wrong.
3.) as excuse for nymphomaniacs with ADD. Me.
Jamie Gabrielle Woods kept messaging me while I was checking facebook instead of writing my 8 page paper.... hence my immediate masterbacrastinating after drooling over her smokin hott pics.
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A native of Rhode Island who is a huge fan of psychopathic records and always carries a blow up bed in his car... you know, just in case..
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Premature ejaculation.
(In Essex, UK, Limehouse is the penultimate station before arriving at London Fenchurch Street).
I was so asham..
