What is Masterbacrastinating?
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1.) the act of putting off work/giving into distractions instead of accomplishing impending tasks coupled with the dire need for genital stimulation.
2.) wasting time by masterbating continuously throughout a stressful night for "tension relief" or "increased motivation" or "because an orgasm will make me refreshed and therefore help me finish this paper... right?" Wrong.
3.) as excuse for nymphomaniacs with ADD. Me.
Jamie Gabrielle Woods kept messaging me while I was checking facebook instead of writing my 8 page paper.... hence my immediate masterbacrastinating after drooling over her smokin hott pics.
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Random Words:
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to freak out, go crazy, or loose the mind.
I lost my keys and now I'm wigging out!
See Caitlyn..
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psycho bodybuilder in jail for double murder on the island of st kitts.
shut the fuck up bitch or i'll do your ass like bertil fox..
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When side-shagging your girlfriend, the guy turns to his side to spew on her night table.
I fucked her so hard I had to loop and shoot ..
