Masterbacrastinating

What is Masterbacrastinating?


1.

1.) the act of putting off work/giving into distractions instead of accomplishing impending tasks coupled with the dire need for genital stimulation.

2.) wasting time by masterbating continuously throughout a stressful night for "tension relief" or "increased motivation" or "because an orgasm will make me refreshed and therefore help me finish this paper... right?" Wrong.

3.) as excuse for nymphomaniacs with ADD. Me.

Jamie Gabrielle Woods kept messaging me while I was checking facebook instead of writing my 8 page paper.... hence my immediate masterbacrastinating after drooling over her smokin hott pics.

See masterbate, masterbation, procrastinate, procrastination, nympho, add, orgasm, stress, distraction


70

Random Words:

1. A dance that utilizes multiple parts of your body. You take your left or right hand and put it on the back of you head with your elbow s..
1. When you are fuckin a chick or jacking off your shit and your mom knocks on your door. Then she walks in without waiting for you to ans..
1. w*y means way in MCRmy talk. I am w*y annoyed that the MCRmy parade got canceled! See way, w*y, gerard way, mcrmy, my chemical romance..