Masterbacrastinating

What is Masterbacrastinating?


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1.) the act of putting off work/giving into distractions instead of accomplishing impending tasks coupled with the dire need for genital stimulation.

2.) wasting time by masterbating continuously throughout a stressful night for "tension relief" or "increased motivation" or "because an orgasm will make me refreshed and therefore help me finish this paper... right?" Wrong.

3.) as excuse for nymphomaniacs with ADD. Me.

Jamie Gabrielle Woods kept messaging me while I was checking facebook instead of writing my 8 page paper.... hence my immediate masterbacrastinating after drooling over her smokin hott pics.

See masterbate, masterbation, procrastinate, procrastination, nympho, add, orgasm, stress, distraction


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