Masterbater

What is Masterbater?


1.

Widely uncommonly misspelt form of masturbator

It's spelt with a "u" and an "o," idiots.

See Joe

2.

n. title given to he who can masturbate and feel no shame, whose penis' texture is like leather, predict his exact point of ejaculation, can get it under 30 seconds, does not break a sweat, and will occaisionally yawn while doing it

Jody thought Jacob was the true MASTERbater when she caught him masturbating and pressing a pair of slacks while talking on the phone selling timeshares in Florida.

See Jupiter Armstrong

3.

Masterbater, also known as a Kitty killer, is a man who gives himself sexual pleasure by himself by taking his hand and rubbing the penis until the pleasure is acheived.

Ed is a masterbater and will masterbate at anytime he can.

4.

One, who feels the need to touch and feel upon himself/herself, in order to get sexual pleasure.

See: masterbate

The kid across the street is a damn masterbater, did you ever smell his hands?


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