What is Masterbathon?
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a masterbathon is a day that you stay home from school "sick" so you can beat off so many times that you are dry and chaffed and can't walk so the next day you have to stay home and do it all over again
Mike: "Damn jimmy has been out of school all week"
Steve: "I konw he must be having a masterbathon"
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A classy, pseudo-scientific term for masturbation.
My girlfriend was out of town, so I did a little monocoitus last night.
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Someone who has sex with a dead female dog while they are on fire.
Dude, look at the homobeastyphlemineckgrofeliak over there.
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The unattractive rubber casing used to protect Ipods from being scratched and tend to start at around $30.
Ipod condom Dialogue-
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