Masterbathon

What is Masterbathon?


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a masterbathon is a day that you stay home from school "sick" so you can beat off so many times that you are dry and chaffed and can't walk so the next day you have to stay home and do it all over again

Mike: "Damn jimmy has been out of school all week"

Steve: "I konw he must be having a masterbathon"


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