Masterbating

What is Masterbating?

1.

a common mispelling of the word "masturbating", which is the ING form of wordmasturbation]

1337_g33k: Im masterbating to porn

Normal person: Good to know.

2.

Expertly jacking off.

Guy 1:Man, I think steve's masturbating again.

Guy 2: From the sound of it, he ain't just masturbating, he's MASTERbating.

See masturbation, spanking the monkey

3.

ppl who cant spel b-cuz day do dis to much

ne u cyber? i "masterbate"

See Wigga

4.

when a guy gropes his penis thinking about a girl, and then shoots out the substance inside of the penis

one of my friends was really horny and so he masterbated and jizz came out...

5.

when you wank huh huh huh

when you softly caress your boner when thinking of or in front of a girl/boy (you fucking gays)until you proceed to "shoot the load"

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