Masterbation Edit Meaning

1.

A common mispelling of "masturbation" used by retarded twelve year olds who are neglected by their parents and listen to Linkin' Park.

"Masterbating" is for pre-pubescent morons who don't know what "masturbation" is.

2.

Karate teacher named Bation

Thank you for calming me down Master Bation

3.

The endearing way grade schoolers spell the act of spanking the monkey or fucking Manuela and her 5 sisters

According to ancient myth, masterbation gives you hairy palms

4.

a common misspelling of mastUrbation

Only retards spell masturbation with an 'A' and not a 'U'!

See John

5.

the world's easiest, most natural way of curing boredom.

I'm bored, i think i'll masterbate.

6.

simple practice of solo sex.probably not one teenage male that hasn't done it in your hometown,unless they are of course that kinda funny guy that just won't ever seem to converse about sex or girls.see limp dick motherfucker

i probably could not go a week without masterbation

See masterbation, jerking off, jacking off

7.

The act of stimlutating the sexual organs by hand or other means without sexual intercourse, usaully if masterbating for a prolonged amount of time will result in orgasm.

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