Masterbation Port

What is Masterbation Port?

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A Hole in a pair of pants or shorts that is located in the crotch reigon. This can be applied to both males and females, but mostly found in lazy males.

"Dude, that's sick, you have a freakin' masterbation port in your pants, Stitch it up already!"
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