Masterbation Port

What is Masterbation Port?


1.

A Hole in a pair of pants or shorts that is located in the crotch reigon. This can be applied to both males and females, but mostly found in lazy males.

"Dude, that's sick, you have a freakin' masterbation port in your pants, Stitch it up already!"


78

Random Words:

1. stealing of cafeteria trays for one's own pleasure, mainly for sliding. see milkshake hey you! stop traysliding and become a real ..
1. a fucking whore who steals ALL her friends' boy toys and messes with them..and a slut who can't keep her hands off other guys ..
1. A serious car accident involving a Volvo. This past weekend three of our football players were envolvoed in an auto accident with an S4..