Masterbation Port

What is Masterbation Port?

1.

A Hole in a pair of pants or shorts that is located in the crotch reigon. This can be applied to both males and females, but mostly found in lazy males.

"Dude, that's sick, you have a freakin' masterbation port in your pants, Stitch it up already!"
78

Random Words:

Quaid Smile
1. Dennis Quaid smile in any movie...it is his signature in most films and is most apparent in The Day After Tomorrow. "Dude, do you ..
Read more
5 More Problems
1. A really awesome band(rock, punk, emo, screamo, who knows? Labels aren't fun.) Person: Did you see that 5 More Problems show last ..
Read more
Fem&m
1. Eminem aka Feminem if he really was an M&M. Candy coated with hardened semen, filled with faeces(feces). Exterior marked with a &quo..
Read more

Best StartPage for your browser.

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.



Get it for Free