Masterbation Port

What is Masterbation Port?

1.

A Hole in a pair of pants or shorts that is located in the crotch reigon. This can be applied to both males and females, but mostly found in lazy males.

"Dude, that's sick, you have a freakin' masterbation port in your pants, Stitch it up already!"
78

Random Words:

Blebt
1. Blog comment debt. The state of owing comments to other bloggers. Marla went on vacation for a week, and when she returned she found th..
Read more
Friend Fisher
1. people who go onto popular chatrooms and send thier myspace link over and over and over again Paramore chatroom alec: myspace/me alec..
Read more
Yellow Brick Road
1. the serial dating of Asian women, usually by white men Matt: Ever since dating Judy Wong in college, I've been pretty much followi..
Read more

Best StartPage for your browser.

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.



Get it for Free