Masterberrying

What is Masterberrying?

The act of viewing and sending messages on a Blackberry while holding it underneath a table to hide the act.

1. Man, I was masterberrying like a fiend in that meeting.

2. The boss totally caught me masterberrying last week.

See masturbation, spamberry, crackberry, texting, email

W.w.j.d.

1. What would Jesus Do? Used on Christian bracelets,necklaces among other things. I saw this guy in the theater talking on his cell phone...

Obama Jokes

1. Like yo mamma jokes, but instead of saying "yo mamma" you say "Obama." Used by McCain fans nationwide. "Obama&..

Your Grandma

1. Your first lay I wouldn't brag about losing my virginity to my grandma, you jackass...

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