Masterberrying

What is Masterberrying?

The act of viewing and sending messages on a Blackberry while holding it underneath a table to hide the act.

1. Man, I was masterberrying like a fiend in that meeting.

2. The boss totally caught me masterberrying last week.

See masturbation, spamberry, crackberry, texting, email

Humblecock

1. 1) That special breed of asshole who likes to make himself seem humble in social situations, ironically making himself seem better. 2) ..

Dry Run

1. when you masturbate without using anything but whats in your head ex. porn, lube, etc... I had the best dry run last night. See mastu..

Ohay

1. I common word used in place of "okay" or "hey". Used on MySpace a lot. "Ohay, Sami!" "Ohay, Mom, I..

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