Masterberrying

What is Masterberrying?

The act of viewing and sending messages on a Blackberry while holding it underneath a table to hide the act.

1. Man, I was masterberrying like a fiend in that meeting.

2. The boss totally caught me masterberrying last week.

See masturbation, spamberry, crackberry, texting, email

Grabsnapper

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Kissed

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Fratress

1. A girl that hooks up with Frat Guys all the time. Like a mattress, she spends every night under a frat boy. I was the first one to put..

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