Masterbize

What is Masterbize?

An act of masturbation but in a Arnold Schwarzenegger kind of way.

*Arnold voice* "I off to masterbize my penis".

See beat off, wack off, masturbate, jerkin it, choking the chicken

Zif!

1. Shortened version of "As if!" Meaning a sarcastic "yeah, right" or "I'd rather die." You know you wa..

1. Trying to finger a girl in the vagina. But missing and getting her in the bum hole. "Oh sick dude, you pulled an aj on her?" ..

Tankie

1. A hardline Stalinist. A tankie is a member of a communist group or a "fellow traveller" (sympathiser) who believes fully in t..

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