Mastercation

What is Mastercation?

1.

Due to intense lack of funds, a mastercation is a "staycation" wherein the only planned activity for amusement is masturbation. Should only be attempted by the truly pathetic.

I signed up for Naughty America for three days for $1.95, so I think I'm going to take Monday off and have myself a little mastercation.

See staycation, masturbation, porn, pathetic
60

Random Words:

Manch
1. Sperm that resembles ranch salad dressing. I was tossing Jordonas salad and then I squeezed my manch all over her! See sperm, man chow..
Read more
Thinga
1. Same as thingamajig - some object that you're too lazy to describe. See that thinga over there? Can you get it for me please? See..
Read more
Funneling
1. To give oral sex to a man by attaching a tube to his penis, while on the other end of the tube, a funnel is attached. Person giving ora..
Read more

Best StartPage for your browser.

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.



Get it for Free