What is Mastercation?
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Due to intense lack of funds, a mastercation is a "staycation" wherein the only planned activity for amusement is masturbation. Should only be attempted by the truly pathetic.
I signed up for Naughty America for three days for $1.95, so I think I'm going to take Monday off and have myself a little mastercation.
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A massive AVC with interchangeable parts, so a single unit can preform multiple roles when changed. Can weight between 3000 tons and 680..
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Where one party powders his genitalia with baby powder, and t-bags the other party on the forehead.
"Women love the smell of baby ..
