What is Mastercrap?
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an essay you wrote while talking to your best friend on facebook.
"Hey why'd it take you five minutes to reply to my message?"
"I was perfecting my mastercrap."
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2.
The subtle art of masturbation whilst enjoying a number 2. This mythical act is thought to be impossible as getting wood at the same time as taking a dump is weird.
It is perhaps only possibly by those who are aroused by such porn as 2 girls 1 cup.
Oh damn Tom Cruise this combination of viagra and laxatives is taking it's toll on me.
Well David Beckham you should probably go and try for a mastercrap. Might as well like.
Hells yeah. Peace be to xenu.
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When you get so drunk that you try to give the people around you a rimjob.
"Hey did you hear about Dan and Diane?"
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A feeling of excitement.
Nothing is so contagious as enthusiasm. It moves stones, it charm brutes. Enthusiasm is the genius of sincerit..
