Mastercry

What is Mastercry?

The process of masturbating well one is crying. Quite possibly the most pathetic act ever.

Tim mastercried himself to sleep after another night of parental abuse.

See Bagel

What emo kids do when horny. Masturbating, while crying

Nathaniel:Hey Chase,im gonna go cut myself.

Chase: Okay I'll lend you my razorblade after i mastercry to my poetry.

See masturbate, emo, cry, sad, funny, gay, lame

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