What is Masterdate?
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A set date between an individual and subscription based Internet pornography; can be preceded by dinner and drinks.
Sorry, I can't make it today. I have a masterdate.
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When a man dresses up, treats himself to a nice dinner on the town, then goes home and watches a movie, and if he plays his cards right gets a little jerk action at the end of the night.
I like to masterdate by getting some baja fresh, coming home to watch a coen bros movie, then jerking it to a lucious lopez porn.
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an exclamation when you are NOT being listened to, or ignored.
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to have anal sex with someone while forcing them to bleat like a goat
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the term used describe the chest hair that protrudes out of a mans shirt
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