Masterdate

What is Masterdate?


1.

n.

A set date between an individual and subscription based Internet pornography; can be preceded by dinner and drinks.

Sorry, I can't make it today. I have a masterdate.

See masterbate, wank, porn, beat off

2.

When a man dresses up, treats himself to a nice dinner on the town, then goes home and watches a movie, and if he plays his cards right gets a little jerk action at the end of the night.

I like to masterdate by getting some baja fresh, coming home to watch a coen bros movie, then jerking it to a lucious lopez porn.

See masterbation, jerking off, romance, love, giggity


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