What is Masterdate?
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A set date between an individual and subscription based Internet pornography; can be preceded by dinner and drinks.
Sorry, I can't make it today. I have a masterdate.
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When a man dresses up, treats himself to a nice dinner on the town, then goes home and watches a movie, and if he plays his cards right gets a little jerk action at the end of the night.
I like to masterdate by getting some baja fresh, coming home to watch a coen bros movie, then jerking it to a lucious lopez porn.
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One who is full of themselves and a smartypants
That guy over there, with the big mouth: he's such a piss twister
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A racist term similar to nigger, with emphasis on fatass welfare recipients.
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A wedgie that is in the front or a vagina wedgie.
Can only be the underware or it is otherwise known as a camel toe
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