What is Mastermonica?
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A vaginal disease in which a vagina develops a hunger and eats things.
"Damn, that mastermonica bitch ate my dick off."
"After my recent mastermonica infection, I no longer crave penises up in there as much as I do Vatamin C."
"Now that I have mastermonica I have to order food for two lips."
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A highly degrading sexual act in which a man withdraws his penis from a female's anus and wipes fecal matter on her face drawing a ..
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Guy: "Did you just fart?"
Ho-Bag: "No, was one of those vagina spiders."
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A female bearing the strong resemblance of a horse
"Dude check out that bitch she's fucking half horsed."..
