Masterpoo

What is Masterpoo?

Beating-off while laying a duker.

What'd you get up to last night?

Not much. I drank a box of wine and then stayed up masterpooing after my girlfriend went to sleep. You?

Same thing.

See shitting, masterbating, wacking off, spanking it

The act of beating off while laying a Cleveland steamer.

I'd rather be masterpooing!

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Gurffle

1. To masturbate with ones elbow Last night Scarlett gurffled. See gurffle, masturbate, elbow, jack off..

Explanationalism

1. A terrible irrelevant bull shit explanation that someone tries to lay on you "Man, don't give me all that explanationalism. G..

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