Masterpoo

What is Masterpoo?

Beating-off while laying a duker.

What'd you get up to last night?

Not much. I drank a box of wine and then stayed up masterpooing after my girlfriend went to sleep. You?

Same thing.

See shitting, masterbating, wacking off, spanking it

The act of beating off while laying a Cleveland steamer.

I'd rather be masterpooing!

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