Masterpuking

What is Masterpuking?

The act of being utterly repulsed and extremely turned on all at the same time... essentially puking and masterbating at once.

Just read the definition for Danny Gloverand you'll be masterpuking. Eww. So many liquids in so little time.

See masterbate, jerk off, blow chunks, pull the trigger, take it to the hoop, jacking off, spank the monkey, wack off, wank, wanker, circle jerk

Hair Wank

1. to wrap some birds hair round your penis and then with the use of her head and your hand to proceed to spill your load all over her hair..

Camel Twist

1. The best damn cig in the world. Yo bro let me bum a camel twist! See camel red, camel..

Licking The Chain

1. 1. v. to be physically or mentally exhausted 2. v. to have a hangover 1. "I shouldn't have pulled that all-nighter. I'm..

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