Masterpuking

What is Masterpuking?

The act of being utterly repulsed and extremely turned on all at the same time... essentially puking and masterbating at once.

Just read the definition for Danny Gloverand you'll be masterpuking. Eww. So many liquids in so little time.

See masterbate, jerk off, blow chunks, pull the trigger, take it to the hoop, jacking off, spank the monkey, wack off, wank, wanker, circle jerk

Vermicious Canid

1. A situation that involves puking and pooping at the exact same time. Dude Bob just had a vermicious canid! See poop, puke..

Gumslut

1. Somone who asks everyone for gum until they get it. Betty: Do you got gum? Joe: No. Betty: Do you got gum? Jimmy: Didn't ..

Shit Herder

1. A sheperd who watches over turds and keeps them grouped together. Used as an insult fuck off you shit herder..

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