Masterpuking

What is Masterpuking?

The act of being utterly repulsed and extremely turned on all at the same time... essentially puking and masterbating at once.

Just read the definition for Danny Gloverand you'll be masterpuking. Eww. So many liquids in so little time.

See masterbate, jerk off, blow chunks, pull the trigger, take it to the hoop, jacking off, spank the monkey, wack off, wank, wanker, circle jerk

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