What is Masterual Gratification?
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To do something constructive while getting charisma through masterbation from someone or something else.
Person A: So you get Masterual Gratification, doing push ups while fucking a glory hole you made in the floor?
Person B: Yes, and it feels good in both my arms and my penis.
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