Masterweeping

What is Masterweeping?

Using ones own tears for lube during the act of self-satisfaction.

After she left him poor dude was masterweeping for weeks.

10-00

1. Police Ten-code for :"Officer down" Pronounciation: "Ten-double zero" Police officer:" Officer down! Officer ..

Zipprocrastination

1. When you are aware of work you should be doing, yet unable to resist the temptation of your Zippo lighter. You sit and play with it un..

Veginamite

1. When your girlfriends cunt smells like fish and you dip your fingers in vegemite and rub her pussy before oral sex in order to improve t..

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