Masterweeping

What is Masterweeping?

Using ones own tears for lube during the act of self-satisfaction.

After she left him poor dude was masterweeping for weeks.

Pasty Barm

1. A delicacy from Bolton, UK. It is any form of pasty/pie(though often your basic meat & potato) sandwiched on a (preferably buttered)..

W.w.u.d.

1. also known as "What Would Uther Do". Uther was an extremely great paladin in Warcraft lore and died trying to save humanity. ..

Zinderhaven

1. noun: A person of great power or influence; person of greatness. You are a true Zinderhaven...

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