Masterweeping

What is Masterweeping?

Using ones own tears for lube during the act of self-satisfaction.

After she left him poor dude was masterweeping for weeks.

Zentmire

1. One of your friends who always hurts his or her face when they're drunk. Dude, he is the group zentmire. See hurt, face, z, funny..

Alien Jizz

1. When you get a green liquid mess such as kiwi juice, pea soup, wheat grass shot, etc. on the front of your nice, clean, starched shirt. ..

Mesquite

1. (n) 1) Texmex Slang for marijuana 2) Type of wood, traditionally used for barbeques (3) the male organ 1) "Yo, man light that me..

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