Masterweeping

What is Masterweeping?

Using ones own tears for lube during the act of self-satisfaction.

After she left him poor dude was masterweeping for weeks.

Vaginaface

1. one who has a face shaped like a vagina. Bob: sabrina's face looks like a vagina. Steve: what a vaginaface! See vagina, face, va..

Bush Whacker

1. One who repeatedly beats his rod (in a sporaticly random motion, similar to banging a kettle drum) against the vaginal mound. The purpo..

Oral Chile Roast

1. The act of giving a dirty mexican a nice sloppy blowjob to completion and catching his chile sauce in the mouth. Then yelling Ariba Arib..

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