Masterweeping

What is Masterweeping?

Using ones own tears for lube during the act of self-satisfaction.

After she left him poor dude was masterweeping for weeks.

Gratuitous Sex Scene

1. In a movie or videogame, a gratuitous sex scene is one there simply for the sake of being there, in a vain attempt to make the rest of t..

Apple-backer

1. One who has been apple-backed Aww dawg, I just apple-backed you so hard! Now who's the apple-backer!? See apple, back, humpback, ..

Orgazmatron

1. A person who looks at porn and jerks off their whole life, but they cant get a girl. 1 : Stop looking at porn Orgazmatron. 2 : Ja..

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