Masterweeping

What is Masterweeping?

Using ones own tears for lube during the act of self-satisfaction.

After she left him poor dude was masterweeping for weeks.

Pussy On A Hip

1. (noun) One who works two or more jobs in order to pay rent. Often used to describe middle-aged, white, suburbain mothers who work at s..

Post Tos

1. Posting of opinions, information and extracts on the web Hope the post tos are well received and relished like a bowl of poast toasties..

Bamron

1. When one's dog licks his owner's asshole after the owner has taken a massive deuce. Shlomo Bamroned Vicki after she dropped t..

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