Masterweeping

What is Masterweeping?

Using ones own tears for lube during the act of self-satisfaction.

After she left him poor dude was masterweeping for weeks.

Mushroom Suit

1. noun, Slang for condom Yo, Weegee, that Peach bitch told me to put on a Mushroom Suit before punchin' the toadstool last night! S..

L Bomb

1. When someone unexpectedly tells you that they love you. Usually comes out of the blue when you least expect it and are not prepared to ..

****life

1. ****life means 'love' life. Girl: Hey mate, hows your ****life? Friend: There isn't one. If there is, Its doing shit. ..

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