Masterweeping

What is Masterweeping?

Using ones own tears for lube during the act of self-satisfaction.

After she left him poor dude was masterweeping for weeks.

Instorgasm

1. Something so indescribably hot that you feel like you would instantly have an orgasm if you ever encountered it. "A Jessica Alba c..

W.t.f.

1. Denotes: What the Fuck! After a heavy night of drinking John exclaims, W.T.F., I can't find my wallet! See angry, confused, dumbf..

Eeyorgasm

1. 1. Someone who climaxes making sounds similar to a donkey's bray. 2. A lover so lugubrious not even sexual climax can abate his de..

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