Masterweeping

What is Masterweeping?

Using ones own tears for lube during the act of self-satisfaction.

After she left him poor dude was masterweeping for weeks.

Zunzee

1. a drunk,bum,derelict etc Look at that zunzee drinking mad dog 2020 out of that paper bag..

Orton

1. A really disgusting sexual move where the man uses his penis to caress his own mouth to "turn on" a pig. Technically known as ..

Grimsby Salad

1. the dried remains of a previous nights anal passion on the body. I.E. dried faeces, blood and other bodily remains. 'I woke up to ..

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