Masterweeping

What is Masterweeping?

Using ones own tears for lube during the act of self-satisfaction.

After she left him poor dude was masterweeping for weeks.

Jam Me Up

1. When somebody fucks up your plan of action with a girl. Perv:I got a date tonight with Mary Rotten Crotch and you need to get me a dose..

Kashed

1. Sorrowful or poor in character Wow, you loosing that arm was kashed! See distressed, unhappy, etc..

Umbrella Gravy

1. The muck that forms on subway floors when it's raining. Without thinking, I set my bag down on the way to work, and now it and I a..

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