Masterweeping

What is Masterweeping?

Using ones own tears for lube during the act of self-satisfaction.

After she left him poor dude was masterweeping for weeks.

Jerkaholic

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Zoogasm

1. Dropping your load during a visit to the Zoo. Preferably right in front of the Panda Exhibit. Dan: Those fuzzy balls of Panda just gave..

Google Bell

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