Masterweeping

What is Masterweeping?

Using ones own tears for lube during the act of self-satisfaction.

After she left him poor dude was masterweeping for weeks.

Lock It In

1. The face one makes when someone takes a picture of their face up close, or one takes a picture of his/her own self close up, hence "..

Indie Poser

1. Someone who immediately puts some obscure indie band on their iPod after it was featured on some show (The O.C., Scrubs etc.) and try to..

Lava'd-up

1. To be caught in a difficult situation, that may take some time to get out of. As the survivors excaped by sealing the door shut, there ..

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