Masteusche

What is Masteusche?


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1. The having of pre-pubescent facial hair above the lip.

2. A human of the female variety with a hairy upper lip.

3. The act of being a complete and utter hairy douchebag.

4. The act of gluing your partner's lips shut with your cum.

Ted:OMG! Todd,what the fuck is that on Mary's face?

Todd: I think it's a damn masteusche!

Grisly: "Grow some balls and shave that masteusche, nigger boy neal"

Captain America: "Wonder Boy, the next time I see your mom, I'm going to masteusche her lips together."

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