What is Mastibate?
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To eat off one's own genitalia or body in general.
Derived from the seperate terms
masticate andmasturbate (puerile synonymous usages notwithstanding). Inspired by the sexual fetish with partaking of a meal off another's naked body. Popularized in an episode of Real Sex on HBO, as well as The Surreal Life on VH1.
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To get so drunk that you do not remember destroying public restrooms or telling female co-workers to sit on your face.
I was so vanndal..
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Fear of an empty beer glass
When your beer glass is empty and you get scared, its happened to all of us!
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What's served at Chinese Restaurants disguised as Wanton Soup.
Joe: Hey, what is Wanton soup anyway?
Frankie: Frozen cat Embryos ..
