What is Mastibate?
1.
To eat off one's own genitalia or body in general.
Derived from the seperate terms
masticate andmasturbate (puerile synonymous usages notwithstanding). Inspired by the sexual fetish with partaking of a meal off another's naked body. Popularized in an episode of Real Sex on HBO, as well as The Surreal Life on VH1.
Random Words:
1.
A complete and utter idiot.
Some jerkwaddle stole my Shadowy Men on a Shadowy Planet cassette tape.
See idiots, music, fool..