What is Mastibate?
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To eat off one's own genitalia or body in general.
Derived from the seperate terms
masticate andmasturbate (puerile synonymous usages notwithstanding). Inspired by the sexual fetish with partaking of a meal off another's naked body. Popularized in an episode of Real Sex on HBO, as well as The Surreal Life on VH1.
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